memeofficial:

Ricky Bobby Brown

ciccosenpai:

Can someone tell me why the fuck the people in my grandparents old folks community dressed up as sperm for Halloween? I feel like I’m having a stroke

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

sergeantbabylegs:

health god? just cooked up a FUCKLOAD of spanch

roachpatrol:

itchycoil:

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

marcitlali:

yeah let me Get uhh italian breast milk butter bussy footling with hella mustard eggs and pickles and toast it. and drizzle vinegars and applesauce.now when you get ya spoon tweet spoon. yeah i want olives on it but put them in your pussy first .. yeah daddy likes that… and light mayo. thanks

amorosa:

dont read me like this

mariowiki:

omfsean:

mariowiki:

✦If you’re also Lois Griffin don’t follow

✦Stewies DON’T interact

✦Looking for my Peter ♡

no

africanaquarian:

slytherinconservative:

shitantichoiceprotesterssay:

slytherinconservative:

friendly reminder that medical school forced my pro-life Catholic brother to watch an abortion procedure in order to fulfill a rotation and graduate

Breaking News:  Abortion is a medical procedure that all doctors should be aware of, even if they don’t perform them. 

That is part of med school.  

Get through it and move on. 

to him it was literally watching someone be murdered saints do you people have any sense of relative sympathy

tell his bitch ass to suck it up

gxthclaudia:

worldswhisperer:

rneem:

how the hell do people cheat i’m so shocked that people actually cheat on their significant others what’s wrong w you

how the hell do people judge i’m so shocked that people actually judge on their fellow humans what’s wrong w you

full offense but what the fuck is wrong with you

loozey:

readtofilth:

gaystation-4:

I ghost posted this video

I FUCKING SPIT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY MONITOR

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yourlocalhomosexual:

LITERALLY DYING LMAO

snowbarrelblast:

do i have any followers that are billionaires? children of billionaires? relatives or lovers of billionaires? how do i actually make this happen? i know you got the connects. inbox me